Happy New Year. Just because we survived the 2012 zompocalypse doesn’t mean we should let our guard down. Thankfully, some Neuroscientists from Carnegie Mellon have given us detailed insight into the anatomy of the zombie mind. Two neuroscientists have analyzed the behavior of the walking dead to reveal the inner workings of their minds and defined […]
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Friends survive together with My Little Pony armaments!
Just becuase the world has gone to hell, and everyone dresses in black doesn’t mean your weapons have to! Sure, zombie/ infected green is all the rage these days for foregrips, scopes, triggers and even bullets. But define your weapon from your buddy by adding a little magical friendship style! The above My Little Pony […]
Scientists create stronger, better, faster zombie cells
Scientists just cannot leave well enough alone. Living cells just aren’t good enough, now we need silica replica cells to do our bidding. An American team of biology researchers has recently crafted artificial “zombie” cells that can outperform natural living cells. Zombies will most certainly be the superman-like “I Am Legend” type. The technique took […]
Emergency Alert System hacked to warn of zombies!
Whenever the zombies decide to rise from the dead, get infected, or break out of their secret government bunkers, a warning system might be nice. It turns out, the Emergency Alert System will be the perfect announcement. Usually reserved for natural disasters or other such end scenarios, the EAS will take over our radio and […]
College class to bring in zombie experts
Continuing education is important. Your brain will be your best weapon (and most delicious morsel) in the zombie apocalypse. IF you can find a class, forum, or lecture, TAKE IT! Residents of Casper, Wyowing have just such a course at their disposal, led by experts in their respective fields. Experts on zombies will give lectures […]
Zombie threat continues from abusers of strange drugs
The threat of a zombie apocalypse in 2012 may be over, but that doesn’t mean we should let our guard down. We must remain as vigilant as ever in preventing zombie hordes from stalking the Earth. Lately it appears, those zombies will be self induced. If bath salts weren’t enough of a worry, be on […]
FPS Russia Prepares for the Zombie Apocalypse
With just twelve days remaining, everyone is getting prepared for the super volcano mayan zombie apocalypse, and that includes our gun loving and testing friend, FPS Russia. Check out this awesome video while you polish your zombie knives and load your zombie mags. 12 days remaining. How is your plan coming together?
Zombies Drive up Gun Sales
Have you bought a gun recently? Was your purchase due to a fear of, or preparation for, zombies? Sound off in the comments below. You’re not alone. Hornady makes zombie ammunition, Mossberg produces zombie themed shotguns, and Magpul makes zombie themed accessories. Boom, instant three way morale boost! According to the FBI, background checks for […]
Strange Attack on Chicago Bus: Naked Man Shot Twice, Tasered
Chicago is not without it’s fair share of strange attacks. On Thanksgiving, an enraged man was aboard the California bus on Chicago’s south side. He was intoxicated, and taking off his clothes as he beat and assaulted several passengers, including the bus driver. The first officer on the scene was an evidence technician. He approached the […]
Perfecting your Zombie Shotgun
There are many talking points to be discussed when it comes to choosing the perfect zombie apocalypse weapon. For the sake of argument and simplicity, this article illustrates the benefit of choosing a shotgun for its versatility, economy of price and ammunition, multi-purpose nature, and ease of use. Understanding the shotgun There are three main […]