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Scientists create stronger, better, faster zombie cells

By udradmin00
Feb
22
2013

Scientists just cannot leave well enough alone. Living cells just aren’t good enough, now we need silica replica cells to do our bidding. An American team of biology researchers has recently crafted artificial “zombie” cells that can outperform natural living cells. Zombies will most certainly be the superman-like “I Am Legend” type. The technique took […]

8 Days until TEOTWAWKI, 8 Crazy Ways to Meet Our Doom

By udradmin00
Dec
13
2012

With just eight long days left until SHTF of our oncoming Mayan Apocalypse, how might we meet it? Will the setting solstice sun of 2012 be the final Baktun? The fifth age of man? Will we all die, or will it usher in a great awakening of hearts and minds (hopefully not to zombie jaws)? […]

9 Days Left… 9 Greatest Zombie Movies

By udradmin00
Dec
12
2012

Nine more days left until it’s all over. Everything is stocked up and you’re all prepared with a little bit of time to spare. Christmas will be late this year, and you may not see New Year’s. Movie Time. Here’s a list of nine of the greatest zombie movies of all time. Based on scientific fact, and […]

10 Days until the Zombie Apocalypse: 10 Items for your Bug Out Bag

By udradmin00
Dec
11
2012
Bug Out Bag

If the world will truly really come to an end in just ten short days, you’ll want to be prepared. Hopefully, you’ve made some long term plans, but if your long term plans involve staying mobile, you’ll want to make sure you’re packed and equipped for it. Don’t buy a pre-made kit. It will be […]

Doctor spits blood at police; man throws intestines at SWAT

By udradmin00
May
31
2012

The self mutilating, gore throwing madness from beyond the dark reaches of the secretes of the human mind continues. Blood Spitting In Florida (where these things oft happen), anesthesiologist Dr. Zachary Bird, 41, was arrested on a DUI. Oddly, he had $40,000 cash in his pockets and two handguns and $14,000 in his car. While […]

Mass Animal Deaths Strange and Unsettling

By udradmin00
Jan
08
2011

Is your gas mask ready? Are you susceptible to loud noises or outgorwing your food supply? You may end up like one of millions of animals falling from the sky, dropping dead or washing ashore. It’s strange that it seems to affect just one species — blackbirds, drumfish — but it’s not extremely rare. About […]

Toxoplasma Parasite: Hideous bug lives inside, tries to kill you.

By udradmin00
Jan
14
2010

Parasites, virii, bacteria, evil alien brain worms. These things can all potentially live inside you and destroy you from the inside out. I’ve written about Toxoplasma before. It’s a parasite that decreases fear in rats, causing them to be eaten by cats. Pregnant women must avoid cats and undercooked meat, as Toxoplasmosis can cause sexual […]