Who will you be when the Zombie Apocalypse happens? Find out how well and how strong you can be this December 14th, in Chicago! This workshop is designed to cover a wide range of fighting techniques useful against the undead while also providing skills that can directly apply in the real world. In one incredible workshop you’ll […]
If retro gaming has taught me anything, it’s that someone will always die of dysentery. And that someone could have been traded for fuel and food to a roving biker gang. Relive the experience of that classic game “The Oregon Trail” updated for modern times by playing The Organ Trail! The game has been released […]
Chicago is not without it’s fair share of strange attacks. On Thanksgiving, an enraged man was aboard the California bus on Chicago’s south side. He was intoxicated, and taking off his clothes as he beat and assaulted several passengers, including the bus driver. The first officer on the scene was an evidence technician. He approached the […]
By now there are fewer than 60 days remaining for this mortal coil. This may very well be our last Halloween celebration ever that isn’t full of the walking dead. Beyond 2012, it’s all a muddy gray mess of zombies, apocalypses, survival and sadness. What better way to celebrate the end of the world than with a zombie […]
You have little more than two months to prepare yourself for a zombie invasion. It’s well known that 2012 is ushering about the apocalypse on December 21st. It’s slightly less well known that it will be zombies. That leaves you a little over two months to gather supplies, create a plan, make peace and prepare […]
Practice makes perfect. And perfection is headshots. The Hallowe’en season is upon us once more, and with the 2012 apocalypse drawing nigh, it means plenty of zombies, shooting, and terror to go around. If you’re in the Chicago area, you have plenty of awesome options this fall for as-close-to-the-real-thing zombie shooting. Live Fire Zombie Shoot […]
Mil-sim laser tag. Hatchet throwing. Crossbows. Obstacle courses. Got your attention? Awesome. This Saturday near Chicago, Zombie Army Productions is having their first ever zombie army games! Come and join the madness! I’ll be there, giving out stickers for Undead Report. Facebook Invite: http://www.facebook.com/ZombieArmyGames?ref=pb And if you’re not a fan of Undead Report on Facebook, […]
More shock, more horror, more psychotic zombie paranoia! The Undead Report will be on Red Bar Radio’s Hallowe’en show again. Last year was a great time, much zombie survival advice was dispensed, and killing tactics were planned. Tune in Friday, October 30th at 3PM CST! Red Bar Radio is an Internet radio comedy talk show in […]
It’s a part of the weltgeist — people dress up like zombies, shamble about and… dance? Well, they try to dance anyway. Saturday July 25th, approximately 450 to 500 (some liberal estimates put the horde at 1,000) zombies were found congregating in Chicago’s Wicker Park. Many of them were later found to be hipsters, and […]
Some of you aren’t going to survive the apocalypse. You’ll be dead, dying, infected, boring or a just plain nuisance. This is a fact. If there’s such a thing as a zombie apocalypse, someone is going to have to be the zombie. What better way to practice for your horrible undeath, than with movies, music, […]
