The Undead Report is a zombie blog dedicated to providing truthful and updated news of the undead — zombies! There is a broad spectrum of news which relates to the undead and zombies such as mysterious illnesses, sicknesses, strange diseases and freak creatures, viruses and bacteria may contribute to reanimation of dead flesh, or the mental reprogramming of human minds.
Is this site for real?
Yes. The primary way to survive a zombie outbreak is this: BE PREPARED. If you train your preparedness, health and mental
state to be ready to deal with a mass uprising of the undead, you will be able to handle most any emergency. Brain parasites, reanimation, cannibalism and madness are all well documented facts of science. It’s up to you to be newsworthy and prepare for the worst. The Undead Report is here to help you.
Are you serious?
Yes.
What is a zombie?
From Wikipedia:
A zombie is a reanimated human body devoid of consciousness. In contemporary versions these are generally undead corpses, which were traditionally called “ghouls”. Stories of zombies originated in the Afro-Caribbean spiritual belief system of Vodou.
Other more macabre versions of zombies have become a staple of modern horror fiction, where they are brought back from the dead by supernatural or scientific means, and eat the flesh or brains of the living. They have very limited intelligence, and may not be under anyone’s direct control. This type of zombie, often referred to as a Romero zombie after the filmmaker that defined the concept, is archetypal in modern media and culture.
What are signs or symptoms associated with the Undead?
- Longterm preservation of dead flesh
- Reanimating deceased medical patients
- Prolonging death
- Neural inhibitors
- Opportunistic neural targeting amoeba, viruses bacteria or diseases
- Space-borne illness
- Radiation
- Understudied scientific advancement
- Age prolonging
- Cannibalism
- Madness
- Chaotic Mob Mentality
How often do you update?
The Undead Report usually posts a new article about every week, though especially newsworthy events may bring about a more rapid post schedule.
What can I do to help?
You can help by reading everything here, watching our videos, and participating in virtual simulations, or games.
The Undead Report is a zombie newswire that scours the Internet, newsgroups, local papers and the rumor mill for information pertaining to real zombies. The information you find here is truthful and accurate. Nothing is made up.
RESOURCES
Link to us:
There has been a spike lately in scientists tinkering with reanimation or revivificiation. Information on this and more can be found in the following zombie news resources.
Sightings
Scientific Information
- Zombie Sightings – The Undead Report’s collection of Zombie Iformation with Google Maps.
- Immortal Cancer Cells
- The immortal remains of Henrietta Lacks
- Neurogenesis
- Reanimating the severely head-injured
- Scientists turn dead cells into live tissue
- Reanimation research
- Regenerative medicine and stem cell research
- The Scariest Ideas in Science
- Regeneration Sans Stem Cells
- Researchers Reconstruct 1918 Pandemic Influenza Virus
- Scientists Describe How 1918 Influenza Virus Sample Was Exhumed In Alaska
- Reanimated Infection
- The disease that makes people zombies – Sleeping sickness affects thousands in Africa.
- Toxoplasmosis
- Weekend of the living dead: Zombies return to the Monroeville Mall – World Record Zombie Walk
Experimentation
- Boffins create zombie dogs
- NY Times: Zombie Dogs
- Safar Center for Resuscitation Research
- Film – Russian Scientists Reanimate Dead Dogs – and severed heads
- Experiments in the Revival of Organisms – Creepy 1939 Russian real Undead Film
- Red Research into reanimating severed dogs heads – Time responds to the Red Zombie film
Weaponry
- Mid America Recreation Inc – AA12 Automatic Shotgun
- Top 5 Reasons You Should Not Use a Shotgun for Zombie Defense
- Defense Review – Auto Assault 12 Combat Shotgun for Mil/LE Special Operations
- Defense Review -AA12 Machine Shotgun/FRAG-12 Grenade Weapon System
- Benelli M3 Super 90
- Future Weapons: AA12 Automatic Shotgun
- More Industries – HAMMER Dual AA12 remote firing system
