So it looks like we survived. Survival was never a sure thing. The apocalypse came, and it came with a wrath filled vengeance filled with a hatred for all things alive. And we persevered. All zombies slain, and it appears, no casualties! So now, technically, we are living in the post apocalyptic world. Luckily, the […]
This is it, the moment of truth. Some of us have been preparing, some hoping, and some fearful of the apocalypse. If history is an example, nothing will happen. Still, the sheer scope of the global interest in the 2012 apocalypse is mind boggling and fascinating. This website was created way back in 2007, bringing […]
With just two days left until disaster strikes, panic might be setting in. Hopefully, you’ve stocked enough guns and beer and are ready, whatever may come. If you can be prepared to survive a zombie apocalypse, you can be prepared to survive anything. The following tenets reply to daily life, disasters, and of course the […]
With just three days left, why not get some reading in? The necronimicon is the perfect place to start. Just remember the three words to banish evil are “KLAATU BARADA NECKTIE”! There are a lot of zombie books out there, so where to start? Well, start with what’s popular or an easy read and go […]
With just four short days remaining until the apocalypse, it’s time for another countdown. This time, the Undead Report brings you the four most famous zombies. With a plethora of zombie movies, TV shows, games, novels, and real lifes, it’s rare that a zombie will stand out amongst the horde, much less be memorable. No […]
There are precious few days left until the weather turns really sour. On Friday, expect a low of 54 degrees and a high of 8 million degrees. The romanticism of the apocalypse is certainly one of its draws — a life without taxes, homework, or dentists — but we will miss a few things we […]
Well, this is it, the home stretch! We’ve just six short days left until the zombie apocalypse comes. But safety is no guarantee — you’ll need a good plan for going mobile. Supplies run out, bases get overrun and teammates die. Photo source: Anything Zombie. Make sure your BOV is well stocked with food and […]
With just seven short days remaining until the zombie apocalypse, you had better have your stuff together. If you don’t have a bunker, there’s still time. Make sure you’ve stocked up with, well, years and years of supplies. Get on it! Missile bases, forts, bunkers, you name it — your zombie apocalypse stronghold is your […]
With just eight long days left until SHTF of our oncoming Mayan Apocalypse, how might we meet it? Will the setting solstice sun of 2012 be the final Baktun? The fifth age of man? Will we all die, or will it usher in a great awakening of hearts and minds (hopefully not to zombie jaws)? […]
